who am I you ask? well...
My name is Jonathan Sconza, you can call me John if ya want!
So, you wanna know about me, huh? Well alright, here goes.
I’m an actor, comedian, improvisor, voice actor, clown, and all around swell guy. I stand at an incredibly average height of 5’7” and I have a hard time using tiny things like single brick lego or the backs of earrings because of my sausage-like fingers.
IF I DROP A DIME ON A BUSY SIDEWALK MY CHOICES instantly BECOME, BLOCK EVERYBODY’S WAY FOR 15 MINUTES WHILE I TRY TO PICK IT UP, OR LEAVE THAT DIME BEHIND…
Still not enough info? Geez, what are you a cop?
Oh, you are? I-I’m sorry officer, please allow me to continue.
Here are three fun facts about me:
Fun fact numero uno: The longest I have ever consecutively played a video game is 16 hours. That's right! I didn't even get up to pee!
Fun fact numero two: I know very limited spanish.
Fun fact number three: I have a cat named Franklin! He’s the cutest little guy who loves eating beef stew from a can!
BONUS FUN FACT!
I’ve dreamed of being an artist since I was just a little grasshopper and I am super stoked to be doing that as a writer, voice actor, podcast producer, and co-founder of NOSE BROS COMEDY.
I guess I’m livin’ the dream!
Huh…You know, usually in my dreams I can fly… maybe I’m NOT living the dream maybe- oh wait- oh there I go- I’m flying now- yup, this is a dream- OK- Gotta go cause I’m floating away from the keyboard- BYE!
